mejojofromdahood replied to your post: hip 2 da hop
WHO R U IDK U
look at dis photograph
everytim i do it make me laugh
how my eye get so red
wat da hell on ur hed
dis is where i grew up
EVERY MEMORY OF LOOKIN OUT DA BACKDOOR
I HAD DA PHOTO ALBUM SPREAD OUT ON MA BEDROOM FLOOR
ITS HARD 2 SAY IT
TIME 2 SAY IT
I LOVE UU I LOVE UUUUUU
WEL LOOK AT HOW U SPELL! OBVIOUSLY U R STUPID
WAIT…
MY FEDORA?
WAT TA HELL IS WRONG WITH MY FEDORA???
IT BE FULLL OF SWAG U CANT EVEN THINK OF!
ITS YO GLASSES THAT SHOULD B CALLED ATROCIOUS!
EW, THEYRE COMPLETELY MAINSTREAM!
AT LEAST MY GLASSES AINT SOME KNOCKOFF
N BITCH PLZ U GOT SUM SNAPBACK FEDORA
DAT SHIT IS HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAA UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGLLYYYYY
plz check urself b4 u wreck urself
(Source: mejojofromdahood)
niisan u embarrased bc u no u want it 2 b real
IMA PUBLISH DA FANFIC FO ALL YO FRIENDS 2 SEE
I REMEMBER U BLUSHIN
I SEE IT
I SAW DAT
I KNOW U
I DONT EVEN FUKIN KNO WAT FANFIC UR TALKIN BOUT
BITCH ASS HO
CAN I LEAVE ALRDY I GON GO SWIM WIT DULPHANS
EVERY1
U SEE WHAT KIND OF IDIOTS I LIVE WITH???!!!!
THE FUCK U FINNA SAY U FINNA SAY IM STUPID?
LOOK AT YO HAT
DAT SHIT IS ATROCIOUS
hipsterjulian asked: WAT TA HELL AUGER?! GO BACK TO EUROPE WITH MEJOJO OR SOMEFING! U GUYZ R THROWIN OFF MY SWAG!!!
bitch u aint got no swag da 1 wit da swag is me
im da swaggiest
u jus mad bcuz im so swagger and u not
im one of a kind jus wild n yung hip 2 da hop homie
ok 1 day in da land of weblin
der lived a cat named mejojo w/ da most awesome swaggiest brother of all time named auger
Mejojo loved auger n wanted 2 marry but wuz against rule so he dont
o ps mejojo is king and he hate da wolf and auger is da prince(ss)
ok so neways as i wuz sayin
mejojo wuz goin 2 host a ball n wanted 2 take his beloved perf brother w/ him n was like yo AUGER I NEEDA GET DRESSED OK I C U AT DA BALL IN 1 HOUR OK AIGHT THX CYA
mejojo thinkin 2 himself wut an awesom bro i have he so swag wish i wuz him ugh he so perf he taller den me 2 xoxo
SO AS MEJOJO LOOKIN IN HIS CLOSET HE REALIZE DAT HIS FAV PAIR OF GUCCI SHOEZ DAT COST HIM $20,000 CATIHY DOLAR GONE!!!1 mejojo wuz no happy
he stormed trhu da house lokin 4 da gucci shoes dat make him look taller den his brohur
HE STORM IN2 DA KITCHEN 2 SEE HIS SHOE ON DA FLOr o thank da cat lord my shoe r alive thank…. arigatou…
HE GO BACK 2 HIS ROOM N PUT DA SHOES ON AND HE WUZ HAP very ha p he thot 2 self again n wuz liek i am very hongry
so h call auger over n tell him 2 get da hot bun
auger com back wit da bun NOT DA HOT BUN
mejojo furious he pin auger 2 bed
mejojo noticed da nice smell in augers mouth and he realize dat its da hot bun…..
N HE SMELL DA FABRIC
AUGER WEARIN GUCCI…..
mejojo #notokay wit dis…. but he dont say nethin
mejojo tell auger 2 throw up da food
so auger regurgitate da bun like a mommy bird do
mejojo happ he say in depressed tone ov voice
mejojo “Hashtag” nothap
mejojo eat da hotbun and cri 2 bed bc he jus want all da hotbun in da world he go 2 order sum online
auger feel bad and since he da bes bro in da world HE BRING MEJOJO 20 HOTBUN WIT SOM NICE GUCCI BAGS FULL O MORE HOTBUN n a snsd magazine
mejojo wuz so hap he try 2 eat all da food at wunc and fail
auger lef da room
mejojo choke 2 die
mejojo not a pelican
NO HES NOT
u like?????
I NEVA
READ
YO STOOPID FANFIC IN DA 1ST PLAC AUGER
AND I WAINT EVEN GOTA FUKIN WALLET I wswear ur so foCKIN STOOPID UGH hoW do I EVneE DEAL WIT U
das it im postin da fic of u and gucci and bun
u idiot
I DONT EVEN FUKIN KNO WAT FANFIC UR TALKIN BOUT
BITCH ASS HO
CAN I LEAVE ALRDY I GON GO SWIM WIT DULPHANS
U WAN READ DA FANFIC AGAIN?
DO U RLY WANT 2 DO DAT
DO U WANNA BLUSH
I HEARD U SCREAM FROM UR ROOM
u even printed it off….. put it in ur wallet.. u read it.. i know u do…
U JUST MAD CUZ U WANT DAT FANFIC OF U GUCCI AND HOTBUN 2 COME TRUE
I KNOW U NII SAN
I KNOW U
AINT NO 1 WANT DAT SHEET 2 COME TRU
U DONT KNO ME 4 SHEET
THANK GOD I GOT DAT SUMMER HOME IN HAWAII IM LEAVIN U
BYE
5EVER
IMA PUBLISH DA FANFIC FO ALL YO FRIENDS 2 SEE
I REMEMBER U BLUSHIN
I SEE IT
I SAW DAT
I KNOW U
Auger im so frikin don e wit u
im leavin
IM LEVIN DA FRIKIN
COUNTRY
BYEe
U JUST MAD CUZ U WANT DAT FANFIC OF U GUCCI AND HOTBUN 2 COME TRUE
I KNOW U NII SAN
I KNOW U
