LIL AUGER FROM DA HOOD

mejojofromdahood replied to your post: hip 2 da hop

WHO R U IDK U

look at dis photograph

everytim i do it make me laugh

how my eye get so red

wat da hell on ur hed

dis is where i grew up

EVERY MEMORY OF LOOKIN OUT DA BACKDOOR 

I HAD DA PHOTO ALBUM SPREAD OUT ON MA BEDROOM FLOOR

ITS HARD 2 SAY IT

TIME 2 SAY IT

I LOVE UU I LOVE UUUUUU

Auger

hipsterjulian:

WEL LOOK AT HOW U SPELL! OBVIOUSLY U R STUPID

WAIT…

MY FEDORA?

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WAT TA HELL IS WRONG WITH MY FEDORA???

IT BE FULLL OF SWAG U CANT EVEN THINK OF!

ITS YO GLASSES THAT SHOULD B CALLED ATROCIOUS!

EW, THEYRE COMPLETELY MAINSTREAM!

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AT LEAST MY GLASSES AINT SOME KNOCKOFF

N BITCH PLZ U GOT SUM SNAPBACK FEDORA

DAT SHIT IS HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAA UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGLLYYYYY

plz check urself b4 u wreck urself

hip 2 da hop

niisan u embarrased bc u no u want it 2 b real

Auger

hipsterjulian:

mejojofromdahood:

lilauger:

IMA PUBLISH DA FANFIC FO ALL YO FRIENDS 2 SEE

I REMEMBER U BLUSHIN

I SEE IT

I SAW DAT

I KNOW U

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I DONT EVEN FUKIN KNO WAT FANFIC UR TALKIN BOUT 

BITCH ASS HO

CAN I LEAVE ALRDY I GON GO SWIM WIT DULPHANS

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EVERY1 

U SEE WHAT KIND OF IDIOTS I LIVE WITH???!!!!

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THE FUCK U FINNA SAY U FINNA SAY IM STUPID?

LOOK AT YO HAT

DAT SHIT IS ATROCIOUS

WAT TA HELL AUGER?! GO BACK TO EUROPE WITH MEJOJO OR SOMEFING! U GUYZ R THROWIN OFF MY SWAG!!!

bitch u aint got no swag da 1 wit da swag is me 

im da swaggiest

u jus mad bcuz im so swagger and u not

im one of a kind jus wild n yung hip 2 da hop homie

mejojo x hotbun x gucci fic by da 1 and only me ( lilauger )

ok 1 day in da land of weblin
der lived a cat named mejojo w/ da most awesome swaggiest brother of all time named auger
Mejojo loved auger n wanted 2 marry but wuz against rule so he dont
o ps mejojo is king and he hate da wolf and auger is da prince(ss)

ok so neways as i wuz sayin

mejojo wuz goin 2 host a ball n wanted 2 take his beloved perf brother w/ him n was like yo AUGER I NEEDA GET DRESSED OK I C U AT DA BALL IN 1 HOUR OK AIGHT THX CYA

mejojo thinkin 2 himself wut an awesom bro i have he so swag wish i wuz him ugh he so perf he taller den me 2 xoxo

SO AS MEJOJO LOOKIN IN HIS CLOSET HE REALIZE DAT HIS FAV PAIR OF GUCCI SHOEZ DAT COST HIM $20,000 CATIHY DOLAR GONE!!!1 mejojo wuz no happy

he stormed trhu da house lokin 4 da gucci shoes dat make him look taller den his brohur  

HE STORM IN2 DA KITCHEN 2 SEE HIS SHOE ON DA FLOr o thank da cat lord my shoe r alive thank…. arigatou… 

HE GO BACK 2 HIS ROOM N PUT DA SHOES ON AND HE WUZ HAP very ha p he thot 2 self again n wuz liek i am very hongry

so h call auger over n tell him 2 get da hot bun

auger com back wit da bun NOT DA HOT BUN

mejojo furious he pin auger 2 bed

mejojo noticed da nice smell in augers mouth and he realize dat its da hot bun…..

N HE SMELL DA FABRIC

AUGER WEARIN GUCCI….. 

mejojo #notokay wit dis…. but he dont say nethin

mejojo tell auger 2 throw up da food

so auger regurgitate da bun like a mommy bird do

mejojo happ he say in depressed tone ov voice

mejojo “Hashtag” nothap 

mejojo eat da hotbun and cri 2 bed bc he jus want all da hotbun in da world he go 2 order sum online 

auger feel bad and since he da bes bro in da world HE BRING MEJOJO 20 HOTBUN WIT SOM NICE GUCCI BAGS FULL O MORE HOTBUN n a snsd magazine

mejojo wuz so hap he try 2 eat all da food at wunc and fail

auger lef da room

mejojo choke 2 die

mejojo not a pelican

NO HES NOT

u like?????

Auger

mejojofromdahood:

I NEVA

READ

YO STOOPID FANFIC IN DA 1ST PLAC AUGER

AND I WAINT EVEN GOTA FUKIN WALLET I wswear ur so foCKIN STOOPID UGH hoW do I EVneE DEAL WIT U

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das it im postin da fic of u and gucci and bun

u idiot

Auger

mejojofromdahood:

I DONT EVEN FUKIN KNO WAT FANFIC UR TALKIN BOUT 

BITCH ASS HO

CAN I LEAVE ALRDY I GON GO SWIM WIT DULPHANS

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U WAN READ DA FANFIC AGAIN? 

DO U RLY WANT 2 DO DAT

DO U WANNA BLUSH 

I HEARD U SCREAM FROM UR ROOM

u even printed it off….. put it in ur wallet.. u read it.. i know u do…

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Auger

mejojofromdahood:

lilauger:

U JUST MAD CUZ U WANT DAT FANFIC OF U GUCCI AND HOTBUN 2 COME TRUE

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I KNOW U NII SAN

I KNOW U

AINT NO 1 WANT DAT SHEET 2 COME TRU

U DONT KNO ME 4 SHEET

THANK GOD I GOT DAT SUMMER HOME IN HAWAII IM LEAVIN U

BYE

5EVER

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IMA PUBLISH DA FANFIC FO ALL YO FRIENDS 2 SEE

I REMEMBER U BLUSHIN

I SEE IT

I SAW DAT

I KNOW U

Auger

mejojofromdahood:

Auger im so frikin don e wit u

im leavin

IM LEVIN DA FRIKIN

COUNTRY

BYEe

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U JUST MAD CUZ U WANT DAT FANFIC OF U GUCCI AND HOTBUN 2 COME TRUE

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I KNOW U NII SAN

I KNOW U