ok 1 day in da land of weblin
der lived a cat named mejojo w/ da most awesome swaggiest brother of all time named auger
Mejojo loved auger n wanted 2 marry but wuz against rule so he dont
o ps mejojo is king and he hate da wolf and auger is da prince(ss)
ok so neways as i wuz sayin
mejojo wuz goin 2 host a ball n wanted 2 take his beloved perf brother w/ him n was like yo AUGER I NEEDA GET DRESSED OK I C U AT DA BALL IN 1 HOUR OK AIGHT THX CYA
mejojo thinkin 2 himself wut an awesom bro i have he so swag wish i wuz him ugh he so perf he taller den me 2 xoxo
SO AS MEJOJO LOOKIN IN HIS CLOSET HE REALIZE DAT HIS FAV PAIR OF GUCCI SHOEZ DAT COST HIM $20,000 CATIHY DOLAR GONE!!!1 mejojo wuz no happy
he stormed trhu da house lokin 4 da gucci shoes dat make him look taller den his brohur
HE STORM IN2 DA KITCHEN 2 SEE HIS SHOE ON DA FLOr o thank da cat lord my shoe r alive thank…. arigatou…
HE GO BACK 2 HIS ROOM N PUT DA SHOES ON AND HE WUZ HAP very ha p he thot 2 self again n wuz liek i am very hongry
so h call auger over n tell him 2 get da hot bun
auger com back wit da bun NOT DA HOT BUN
mejojo furious he pin auger 2 bed
mejojo noticed da nice smell in augers mouth and he realize dat its da hot bun…..
N HE SMELL DA FABRIC
AUGER WEARIN GUCCI…..
mejojo #notokay wit dis…. but he dont say nethin
mejojo tell auger 2 throw up da food
so auger regurgitate da bun like a mommy bird do
mejojo happ he say in depressed tone ov voice
mejojo “Hashtag” nothap
mejojo eat da hotbun and cri 2 bed bc he jus want all da hotbun in da world he go 2 order sum online
auger feel bad and since he da bes bro in da world HE BRING MEJOJO 20 HOTBUN WIT SOM NICE GUCCI BAGS FULL O MORE HOTBUN n a snsd magazine
mejojo wuz so hap he try 2 eat all da food at wunc and fail
auger lef da room
mejojo choke 2 die
mejojo not a pelican
NO HES NOT
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